Hump-day Haiku: Lady Gaga

She said stop calling
She's busy on the dance floor.
Go home, Beyonce'.

The local Goodwill
Featured a meat dress for sale.
It never caught on.

Talented and fun.
Don't ask don't tell advocate.
She just wants to dance.

Hump-day Haiku: Children

I cannot believe
The things my mother dealt with.
I was disgusting.

I don't want to see
A picture of your child
With food on its face.

Unless your child
Has four legs and is furry,
I really don't care.

Hump-day Haiku: Road Rage

Get out of the way!
Big trucks think they own the road.
Small penis drive fast.

Angry minivans
Want to run me off the road.
Wal-Mart is waiting.

Turn signals announce
Way too much information.
You're a mystery.

Hump-day Haiku: The Family

The "church" on C Street
is a home for men of God.
Thou shall have affairs.

Power hungry men
Say it was all God's doing.
They decide nothing.

If not for being
covered by the news, smiting
would happen daily.

Hump-day Haiku: Religion

hCongress rep Bachmann
Was told to run for her seat.
Thanks for the laughs, God.

Fred Phelps heads a church.
Members are mostly family.
Hell has group rates, right?

I'm so important
Someone in the sky watches
As I go potty.

Hump-day Haiku: Politics

Christine O'Donnell
thinks evolution is bunk.
God made her stupid.

Dan Maes was a spy
In the Kansas CIA.
Crazy, one. Sane, zero.

Palin likes to tweet;
Easier than governing.
Shame on you, McCain.