Whack-A-Muse

For those of you looking for ways to erase porn off your PC, this post isn't for you. But since you're here, fucking Google it. And ...

Ugh. I'm in no mood to do this today. But I made a promise to myself that I would, so here goes. ... ... Crickets are all that...

Dear Fat Piece of Shit, Let's not pretend I'm going to be civil. Being civil with a guy like you is like tying myself to your car ...

Thanks to chilling temperatures, my wife and I are going on day three without water. While I'm grateful to have electricity, I'm ove...

Nothing--not Anne Heche's 20/20  interview with Barbara Walters; not being stuck in an elevator with a fat man while I'm holding a s...

Competition was fierce this year, but edging out Newt Gingrich , Boy Scouts of America , Octomom, Carnival Cruise Line , and  Justice Antho...

All right. I've heard enough. There are too many men in too many movies claiming the key to performing fellatio on women is spelling out...

Every time it hurts me. Every time I feel like throwing a monstrous fit. Every time I wish for change. Checking the "single" b...

I'm not a fan of bumper stickers. I don't feel the need to let other drivers know things about me. I don't need to plead with st...

Something unexpected happened over the weekend. Something I assumed would be quite innocent turned out to be an evening-shattering event. A...